1
00:00:01,839 --> 00:00:03,620
Previously on Vanderpump Rules.

2
00:00:03,900 --> 00:00:05,640
Am I really going on OkCupid?

3
00:00:05,900 --> 00:00:07,500
Write a little about yourself.

4
00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:09,060
Brunch, dogs, wine ranch.

5
00:00:09,340 --> 00:00:11,920
Why don't I just write basic bits then?
That's who you are.

6
00:00:12,300 --> 00:00:13,820
You're just so perfect.

7
00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:15,800
Babe, you're perfect.

8
00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:17,040
Uh -oh, no, no.

9
00:00:17,260 --> 00:00:21,880
Last night, Jack was saying, hey, it's 3
a .m., like, Jackie, are you okay?

10
00:00:22,180 --> 00:00:26,360
And finally, he's like, babe, I'm trying
to record, and you are bothering me

11
00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:31,980
right now. It scares me. The way you've
been behaving lately has given me great

12
00:00:31,980 --> 00:00:33,380
causes of concern.

13
00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:35,260
Talk about how your dick doesn't work
either.

14
00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:37,900
What? My dick works great.

15
00:00:38,100 --> 00:00:40,200
I haven't been really pleasant to you.

16
00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:42,240
I know, I've done a lot of fucked up
things.

17
00:00:42,670 --> 00:00:46,370
But even if I don't always say it
enough, just know I do love you.

18
00:00:47,930 --> 00:00:48,970
I love you.

19
00:00:50,150 --> 00:00:54,310
Yes, I'm happy and honored to officiate
the wedding.

20
00:00:55,110 --> 00:00:56,330
You're going to make me cry.

21
00:01:12,910 --> 00:01:15,070
This one is for you tonight.

22
00:01:18,350 --> 00:01:23,090
Money raining all around the world.
Throw it up and let it all fall.

23
00:01:23,910 --> 00:01:25,950
We about to turn it up.

24
00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:28,610
You know when the money comes.

25
00:01:41,770 --> 00:01:42,970
Your poor, poor neighbors.

26
00:01:44,770 --> 00:01:45,830
They love me, dude.

27
00:01:46,030 --> 00:01:47,810
Come on. Look at the horse line.

28
00:01:50,650 --> 00:01:54,390
You have way too much time on your
hands. You can walk in to Tom's

29
00:01:54,390 --> 00:01:55,850
he'll be doing the most random things
ever.

30
00:01:56,050 --> 00:01:59,070
One time I saw him literally deep
cleaning his Super Nintendo.

31
00:01:59,410 --> 00:02:00,510
What kind of shake are you making me?

32
00:02:00,830 --> 00:02:01,950
We'll mix a different thing.

33
00:02:02,230 --> 00:02:03,570
Man, don't put a raw egg in it, please.

34
00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:04,790
This is not rocky.

35
00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:07,050
Eggs are the purest form of protein.

36
00:02:07,730 --> 00:02:10,150
What's going on with having Tom's
brothers?

37
00:02:10,539 --> 00:02:13,060
I don't think they've ever been on a
plane before or ever left that part of

38
00:02:13,060 --> 00:02:13,799
with me.

39
00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,800
Schwartz is really close to his triplet
brothers.

40
00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:19,620
And even though he tries to play it off
like it's not a big deal, I know it

41
00:02:19,620 --> 00:02:22,660
really bothers him that they can't make
it to the wedding.

42
00:02:22,900 --> 00:02:23,900
Try that.

43
00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:25,080
Cheers.

44
00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:29,540
It's good, right? What the hell is in
that? Some yellow beets, some red beets.

45
00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:30,560
Can't there be some sugar in it?

46
00:02:32,260 --> 00:02:33,820
We've got to book those tickets, though.

47
00:02:34,140 --> 00:02:36,760
It's going to be so expensive if we wait
until the last minute like this.

48
00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:39,500
I mean, I keep thinking about it. It's a
great idea. We're going to do it. We're

49
00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:40,500
going to have as brothers.

50
00:02:40,510 --> 00:02:42,830
But if it costs like $10 ,000, I can't
afford that.

51
00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:44,630
$479.

52
00:02:44,950 --> 00:02:45,950
Round trip, right?

53
00:02:46,090 --> 00:02:47,550
Yeah. $1 ,500.

54
00:02:48,010 --> 00:02:51,350
I can do that. I can throw in a credit
card. I can just amp up my credit card

55
00:02:51,350 --> 00:02:54,530
more. Sure, why not? Put myself in more
debt for Tom.

56
00:02:54,910 --> 00:02:57,330
Triplets live in a little place called
Yulee, Florida.

57
00:02:57,670 --> 00:03:03,950
And they all live at home with their mom
and dad under the same roof, in the

58
00:03:03,950 --> 00:03:04,829
same room.

59
00:03:04,830 --> 00:03:07,930
Very unique, special individuals.

60
00:03:08,570 --> 00:03:09,570
Brandon.

61
00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:12,920
Hello? Hey, what's up, man? It's Tom and
Jack.

62
00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:14,320
Hey, what's up, man?

63
00:03:14,420 --> 00:03:15,520
You want to come to your brother's
wedding?

64
00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:23,320
Oh, of course I do. I mean, I would love
nothing more, but I don't have a lot of

65
00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:28,100
money. If we could, like, somehow take
care of your flights and stuff and

66
00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:32,100
This is kind of crazy to me. Is this
real?

67
00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:35,840
Yeah, we're not messing around. No, no,
it's all good. You going to get time off

68
00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,620
work? Is it cool if all three of you
guys get off?

69
00:03:41,429 --> 00:03:44,510
That's fine. That's no problem. But I
would want to surprise him.

70
00:03:44,750 --> 00:03:47,590
Is this like a surprise thing? Yes, yes,
surprise.

71
00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:49,550
Yeah, so don't tell Tom.

72
00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:51,190
Oh, God. Here it comes.

73
00:03:52,310 --> 00:03:56,710
Here it comes. Should I call him and
talk to him about anything? No, no. Just

74
00:03:56,710 --> 00:03:57,710
shut up and listen.

75
00:03:57,770 --> 00:04:01,290
No, don't. Do not tell Tom at all about
any of this. It's all a surprise.

76
00:04:01,510 --> 00:04:02,129
Okay, okay.

77
00:04:02,130 --> 00:04:03,890
Tell your brothers not to say anything
either.

78
00:04:04,190 --> 00:04:05,190
Um, um.

79
00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:12,920
All right, well, dude, this is really
good news. Can I hit you back here in a

80
00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:13,519
little bit?

81
00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:14,520
Okay, yeah, cool.

82
00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:16,320
All right, cool. I'll talk to you then.

83
00:04:16,579 --> 00:04:17,399
All right, bye.

84
00:04:17,399 --> 00:04:18,059
All right, bye.

85
00:04:18,060 --> 00:04:20,079
It's like pulling teeth, but we're going
to do it. Yeah.

86
00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:22,500
It's dope.

87
00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:24,820
Dude, he's going to be so excited.

88
00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:27,340
I think he's going to come a day early
just so we can go there on time.

89
00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:31,280
I know they mean well. I know they love
their brother, but they're not the most

90
00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:33,680
responsible guys in the world. Good job.
Yeah, dude.

91
00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:35,520
I'll talk to you later.

92
00:04:35,830 --> 00:04:38,930
All right, man. It's not going to be
easy, but we're going to make this

93
00:04:39,450 --> 00:04:41,230
You didn't finish the protein shake.

94
00:04:50,250 --> 00:04:51,250
Wow.

95
00:04:51,610 --> 00:04:52,610
They look cute.

96
00:04:53,550 --> 00:04:54,550
Cheers. Cheers.

97
00:04:54,750 --> 00:04:56,990
They look great with your wine bottle.

98
00:04:57,469 --> 00:04:58,690
So do I walk like this?

99
00:04:58,910 --> 00:05:00,110
Do you know who you're walking with
already?

100
00:05:00,350 --> 00:05:03,490
I'm with David Grimm. Who am I with? Who
am I with? Who do you think? Jax? Yeah.

101
00:05:03,690 --> 00:05:06,810
Oh. Are his brothers not groomsmen? His
brothers aren't going. Yes, they are.

102
00:05:07,050 --> 00:05:08,050
He changed his mind?

103
00:05:08,230 --> 00:05:10,650
Jax and Tom are paying for their flights
and everything.

104
00:05:11,030 --> 00:05:11,889
Wait, what?

105
00:05:11,890 --> 00:05:13,510
Did everyone else get their dresses
here?

106
00:05:13,770 --> 00:05:15,790
Yeah. I'm excited to see them all. I
know.

107
00:05:16,590 --> 00:05:17,590
They're so pretty.

108
00:05:17,710 --> 00:05:18,710
It might be a surprise.

109
00:05:18,830 --> 00:05:21,670
So maybe I wasn't supposed to say that.
No, no, it's okay. Okay. It's okay,

110
00:05:21,770 --> 00:05:22,770
thanks.

111
00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:33,420
Wow. Finding one style of dress for
eight girls, especially considering how

112
00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:37,960
picky these bitches can be, was a task.
I love the shoes. You like them tied

113
00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:38,839
like this, right?

114
00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:43,740
Yeah, I mean, do they feel comfortable?
So I am so happy that they all love it.

115
00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:47,460
Everyone's going to look fantastic on
the wedding day, especially me.

116
00:05:48,020 --> 00:05:52,440
They look so good on everyone.

117
00:05:52,740 --> 00:05:53,960
I just think he looks so chic.

118
00:05:59,310 --> 00:06:00,630
It's going to be the best day of your
life.

119
00:06:01,870 --> 00:06:02,870
I've got to find Jim.

120
00:06:02,990 --> 00:06:03,990
Wow. Jim.

121
00:06:04,050 --> 00:06:06,670
Hey. Hey, what's going on? You ready?
You ready?

122
00:06:07,050 --> 00:06:08,330
I got some candy.

123
00:06:08,670 --> 00:06:13,070
Katie gave me the responsibility of
picking out the flavors of candy for the

124
00:06:13,070 --> 00:06:14,029
wedding favors.

125
00:06:14,030 --> 00:06:17,730
I definitely like the peaches, the
runts. I don't take this job lightly.

126
00:06:17,730 --> 00:06:22,550
like the most creative input I've had
for the whole wedding, so I'm not going

127
00:06:22,550 --> 00:06:23,419
mess this up.

128
00:06:23,420 --> 00:06:25,900
Ooh, I like chewy sprees. Oh, these are
my favorite.

129
00:06:26,180 --> 00:06:27,900
I'm literally like a kid in a candy
store.

130
00:06:28,140 --> 00:06:29,140
Yeah, get some of those.

131
00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:33,880
Ooh, candy corns? Dude, bang my
girlfriend, but don't eat frickin' candy

132
00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:37,180
I mean, who doesn't like candy corn?
It's a traditional Halloween treat.

133
00:06:37,580 --> 00:06:38,580
Sour pink lemonade.

134
00:06:38,780 --> 00:06:40,160
Ooh, sour rainbow belt.

135
00:06:40,620 --> 00:06:43,300
Man, you just get wicked high on the
couch and you think all day long.

136
00:06:43,540 --> 00:06:47,260
Dude, these are sugar -free. Who would
eat sugar -free candy? They're not going

137
00:06:47,260 --> 00:06:50,960
to the gym and then eating a bunch of
candy and, like, basically canceling it

138
00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:52,280
out. Where's my candy bag?

139
00:06:53,469 --> 00:06:54,630
I lost my candy bag.

140
00:06:55,310 --> 00:06:56,590
I want a date for the wedding.

141
00:06:56,830 --> 00:06:58,330
I have two dates this week. What?

142
00:06:58,830 --> 00:07:01,770
I have one tomorrow and then one Friday,
which I might switch to Saturday. Do

143
00:07:01,770 --> 00:07:04,250
you hear yourself? You're like, I don't
know, I might switch my Friday date to

144
00:07:04,250 --> 00:07:08,070
Saturday. On second thought, I actually
don't want a date for the wedding

145
00:07:08,070 --> 00:07:10,710
because I want to be able to hang out
with my friends.

146
00:07:10,910 --> 00:07:16,370
And weddings are a great place to meet
eligible bachelors. So going single AF,

147
00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:17,670
you know what I mean?

148
00:07:17,710 --> 00:07:20,650
So how are you and George feeling after
Lisa agreed to officiate? We're so

149
00:07:20,650 --> 00:07:21,890
excited about our future.

150
00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:25,630
In that in order to do that, we had to
let go of the past. That's really smart.

151
00:07:25,670 --> 00:07:28,630
And now you know how to deal with the
complex, you know?

152
00:07:29,010 --> 00:07:33,010
Like, I mean, Shayna went to therapy
once, didn't need it again. We learned

153
00:07:33,010 --> 00:07:34,010
to communicate.

154
00:07:34,570 --> 00:07:37,890
Yeah, and it's just the fact that we're
a team, we're a unit, that we want to

155
00:07:37,890 --> 00:07:39,370
focus on the exciting parts.

156
00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:43,780
of getting married. You seem really
happy. You seem a lot more relaxed.

157
00:07:43,980 --> 00:07:46,340
Remember that scene in Predator? He's
like, hey, you're hit. You're bleeding.

158
00:07:46,420 --> 00:07:47,840
He's like, I don't have time to bleed.

159
00:07:48,060 --> 00:07:49,060
That's me right now.

160
00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:51,240
I'm in the wedding mode, baby. I'm rock
solid.

161
00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:53,240
I'm feeling rock solid.

162
00:07:54,100 --> 00:07:55,500
You know what? I fell apart in New
Orleans.

163
00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:57,620
Got sloppy with a mat.

164
00:07:58,160 --> 00:07:59,180
This is not normal.

165
00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,460
What are you doing, Tom?

166
00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:02,920
But it had to happen.

167
00:08:03,290 --> 00:08:07,970
Now, moving forward, I feel like I've
exercised whatever lingering resentment

168
00:08:07,970 --> 00:08:12,610
was left of me. It's fully, finally all
out there, left on the table. I gave

169
00:08:12,610 --> 00:08:14,030
Tequila Katie a eulogy today.

170
00:08:15,130 --> 00:08:18,470
Dude, in the cabins when we go up to the
wedding, someone's got to go in the

171
00:08:18,470 --> 00:08:20,530
dark and say, Tequila Katie in the
mirror. No.

172
00:08:20,990 --> 00:08:21,989
I'll do it.

173
00:08:21,990 --> 00:08:23,290
Tequila Katie. Tequila Katie.

174
00:08:23,650 --> 00:08:24,650
Don't do it, dude.

175
00:08:40,439 --> 00:08:41,600
Hola. Hi. Hey.

176
00:08:41,919 --> 00:08:42,919
How was your date night?

177
00:08:43,020 --> 00:08:45,120
I feel a shit.

178
00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:49,100
When we start a family one day, we don't
want to be fighting over, you know, Tom

179
00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:53,200
not having my back at a bar one night.
As our first year of marriage was, I'm

180
00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:56,640
like, better now than, you know, ten
years down the road and a couple of

181
00:08:57,380 --> 00:09:00,820
Speaking of kids, no, I'm not pregnant.
Oh, God.

182
00:09:01,260 --> 00:09:05,260
We're going to want kids sooner rather
than later, and I just want to go to the

183
00:09:05,260 --> 00:09:06,260
fertility doctor.

184
00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:08,800
Yeah, just to, like, make sure.

185
00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:13,560
I'm a planner, and Shay and I have been
married for two years now, so obviously

186
00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:16,660
buying a house and kids is the next step
in our relationship.

187
00:09:17,020 --> 00:09:20,420
I'm going to do anything it takes so
that I can become a mother.

188
00:09:20,620 --> 00:09:25,100
I don't know, next summer I might have
like a... No, that's too soon.

189
00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:26,159
Well, thanks.

190
00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:29,660
I'm pretty sure Shay has to be in the
same room as Sheena to make a baby.

191
00:09:29,980 --> 00:09:33,580
I can't believe we're having these talks
already. You might have kids. Listen,

192
00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:36,380
they would have knocked on the door a
long time ago. Oh, my God.

193
00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:40,000
Stassi's back in the game, too. Poor
thing. She's always like, I'm going to

194
00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:43,300
a boy friend. Dude, wait. I totally have
gotten a sense of how Stassi feels with

195
00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:46,480
the third and fifth wheeling. The other
night, I end up at Jax's house with

196
00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:47,620
Kristen Carter, Jax, and Brittany.

197
00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:51,080
Shay was still at the studio. Then we go
out to dinner with Jax, Brittany, you,

198
00:09:51,100 --> 00:09:54,340
and Schwartz. I'm like, dude, what is
with the fifth wheeling? Not like Shay's

199
00:09:54,340 --> 00:09:57,040
not invited. No, I know. He's been
working on something special for me in

200
00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:58,620
studio. Oh, special.

201
00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:02,060
Something special or just avoiding
everybody totally?

202
00:10:10,670 --> 00:10:12,270
Okay, this is where I get off.

203
00:10:15,890 --> 00:10:20,570
You know what? I might need to take my
shoes off for my landing. I was on my

204
00:10:20,570 --> 00:10:25,510
to work, and I suddenly see outside of
her two horses. I mean, WTF.

205
00:10:26,150 --> 00:10:29,450
Thank you. You need your shoes, Lisa. I
know, right?

206
00:10:29,710 --> 00:10:33,790
These two people basically take their
horses all over the city. Thank you.

207
00:10:33,810 --> 00:10:36,210
You're such a good boy. Thank you for
the ride.

208
00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:38,069
All right, then.

209
00:10:38,070 --> 00:10:39,070
Off to work.

210
00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:43,070
This is one of the reasons I love West
Hollywood. There's always an air of

211
00:10:43,070 --> 00:10:43,869
and surprise.

212
00:10:43,870 --> 00:10:45,050
Always expect the unexpected.

213
00:10:45,990 --> 00:10:48,070
Take him to pump. I'll be there later.

214
00:10:53,990 --> 00:10:55,430
Where's that going? Is that going back?

215
00:10:55,930 --> 00:10:57,890
To a table. That's not big enough for.

216
00:10:58,370 --> 00:10:59,370
Who bought it?

217
00:11:01,010 --> 00:11:02,110
Mr. Taylor.

218
00:11:03,110 --> 00:11:04,110
What's this?

219
00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:05,500
Sangria, it looks like.

220
00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:06,900
Yes, did you pour that?

221
00:11:07,260 --> 00:11:08,260
I may have.

222
00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:09,480
Do you think that's big enough?

223
00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:12,520
Should nobody take a drink out of that?

224
00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:16,120
No, I stopped it before it got to the
table. That's awfully low.

225
00:11:16,340 --> 00:11:17,340
And that's low.

226
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:20,080
Cirque is the best pour in town.

227
00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:21,640
This glass is barely wet.

228
00:11:22,020 --> 00:11:26,980
Thank you. Make it look sexier. Now, if
it was for me, oh, he pours me like I'm

229
00:11:26,980 --> 00:11:28,400
his date on prom night.

230
00:11:28,860 --> 00:11:31,100
Have you heard about what Sheena's up to
lately?

231
00:11:31,540 --> 00:11:35,920
No, I haven't. I've been really busy and
not preoccupied with Sheena. She's

232
00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:39,040
trying to do this infertile salvation.

233
00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:40,640
What kind of thing?

234
00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:42,160
Will you freeze your egg?

235
00:11:42,380 --> 00:11:43,380
For me,

236
00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:47,480
to you, I just don't think she should be
doing this right now. I haven't seen

237
00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:48,520
the guy all summer long.

238
00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:51,620
I think he's working really hard. I
don't know. You know what? I think he's

239
00:11:51,620 --> 00:11:53,680
working really hard on something, but I
don't think it's their relationship.

240
00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:55,640
Because he's always at the studio.

241
00:11:56,020 --> 00:11:58,040
You've always been very cynical about
their marriage.

242
00:11:58,340 --> 00:12:01,200
I've always said that Sheena could do a
lot better. I've always said that. But

243
00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:04,500
you know what? I kept my mouth shut
because she loved him, and that's what

244
00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:06,140
matters. But he doesn't come home at
night.

245
00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:07,620
Are you sure? I'm positive.

246
00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:10,840
I just don't want to be the one that's
called in the delivery room, you know,

247
00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:15,100
help Sheena have this baby when Shay's
in the studio making some beats.

248
00:12:15,540 --> 00:12:19,720
Jack, you have to understand that it's
not my business until she makes it my

249
00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:21,580
business. All right. I won't say any
more.

250
00:12:21,940 --> 00:12:22,980
Can you get those drinks?

251
00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:24,240
Yeah.

252
00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:31,180
Coming up, I'm thinking this amazing
body suit. Okay, we need to open up the

253
00:12:31,180 --> 00:12:33,880
champagne. If I'm going to be naked, I
need to be drinking.

254
00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:48,080
Hey.

255
00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:51,380
Hi, guys. Good to see you. Good to see
you, too.

256
00:12:51,580 --> 00:12:54,980
Thank you so much for doing this.
Single, sexy, sassy.

257
00:12:56,270 --> 00:12:59,990
All of my friends keep telling me that I
need a little pick -me -up.

258
00:13:00,370 --> 00:13:04,830
So we're going to do a photo shoot to
get my mojo back. How Stassi got her

259
00:13:04,830 --> 00:13:05,830
groove back.

260
00:13:07,430 --> 00:13:13,050
I'm thinking to go with this carbon
look. I love that. But for the killer,

261
00:13:13,050 --> 00:13:15,150
amazing one -piece bodysuit.

262
00:13:15,390 --> 00:13:17,050
Okay, we need to open up the champagne.

263
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:19,610
I'm going to be naked. I need to be
drinking.

264
00:13:21,270 --> 00:13:24,470
If, like, some of the photos aren't,
like, too risque and I look really hot

265
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,990
them, maybe I could put them on my
dating app.

266
00:13:26,670 --> 00:13:27,670
Make me pretty.

267
00:13:28,070 --> 00:13:29,450
Whatever. Don't judge me.

268
00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:31,910
Sandoval's a better girl than I am.

269
00:13:32,130 --> 00:13:36,150
And seeing Tom Sandoval dressed up as a
woman made me feel like I need to step

270
00:13:36,150 --> 00:13:37,150
up my woman game.

271
00:13:37,510 --> 00:13:38,510
Whoa.

272
00:13:39,670 --> 00:13:40,670
Yeah.

273
00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:44,510
Contour. No, it's just where your spray
tan is rubbed off.

274
00:13:46,030 --> 00:13:48,630
Perfect. Yeah. Either those curves or
death.

275
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:52,309
Love that.

276
00:13:52,310 --> 00:13:53,289
So good.

277
00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:54,290
In thing.

278
00:13:55,630 --> 00:13:56,630
This is hot.

279
00:13:58,130 --> 00:13:59,330
Thanks for coming with me.

280
00:13:59,670 --> 00:14:01,070
I know you have wedding stuff.

281
00:14:01,330 --> 00:14:02,410
Have you written your vows yet?

282
00:14:02,610 --> 00:14:03,750
No. Katie.

283
00:14:03,990 --> 00:14:07,050
I feel like Tom's is going to be better
than me. He's way more of a wordsmith

284
00:14:07,050 --> 00:14:09,370
than I am. I think Tom's might be better
than yours too. Yeah. I know.

285
00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:11,430
It's becoming so real now.

286
00:14:11,710 --> 00:14:15,530
Like, my two best friends are actually
getting married. It seemed like

287
00:14:15,530 --> 00:14:18,130
that was, like, so impossible, something
that, like, was never actually going to

288
00:14:18,130 --> 00:14:21,190
happen, us getting married. Well, it's
not happening for me, it's happening for

289
00:14:21,190 --> 00:14:22,530
you. There's that.

290
00:14:23,390 --> 00:14:28,330
When I was apart from Katie, I really
learned that I really cared about our

291
00:14:28,330 --> 00:14:31,970
friendship. I can't make everyone happy.
The only person I'm worried about

292
00:14:31,970 --> 00:14:33,270
making happy is myself.

293
00:14:33,730 --> 00:14:35,310
That obviously comes with the price.

294
00:14:36,850 --> 00:14:41,150
to be back best friends with Katie
again. It feels really good.

295
00:14:41,570 --> 00:14:45,250
Tom and I were like, I do, I do. And
then we look at you and Sasha's like, I

296
00:14:45,450 --> 00:14:46,089
I do.

297
00:14:46,090 --> 00:14:47,530
Guys, ready for the next look?

298
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:49,770
Yeah. Awesome. Let's do this. Whoa.

299
00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:54,390
Can I sit down for this? I can't stand
up just completely naked. Damn.

300
00:14:56,030 --> 00:14:56,889
Vagina filling.

301
00:14:56,890 --> 00:14:58,850
This is one way to get your mojo back.

302
00:14:59,110 --> 00:15:01,050
So straddling, kind of like facing this
way.

303
00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:04,640
I think it's, like, the most vulnerable
I've ever felt. Your neck is pretty. I

304
00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:07,400
mean, there's really only so many other
ways you can feel more vulnerable.

305
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,520
Yeah, just get that sexy, saucy.

306
00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:10,920
Stunning.

307
00:15:11,740 --> 00:15:13,500
Now I understand porn stars.

308
00:15:13,820 --> 00:15:16,880
There's just, like, something liberating
about letting your boobs and vagina

309
00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:18,220
just, like, hang out for everyone.

310
00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:19,600
You're going to be like, what?

311
00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:21,820
Whoa, I'm so hot.

312
00:15:22,220 --> 00:15:25,020
That is a wrap on Miss Sexy, Saucy. Yes!

313
00:15:34,220 --> 00:15:34,859
How is everything?

314
00:15:34,860 --> 00:15:35,860
Is everything okay?

315
00:15:36,220 --> 00:15:37,220
Okay, good.

316
00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:39,580
Are you both doing okay?

317
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:40,960
Awesome.

318
00:15:45,140 --> 00:15:46,400
Hey. Hey.

319
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:51,100
What's going on? Will you make me a call
of vodka soda, please, for my table?

320
00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:52,380
Yeah.

321
00:15:52,740 --> 00:15:56,640
I was talking to Kristen, and she was
talking about, like, who was walking

322
00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:59,220
the aisle with who, and I was like,
aren't I?

323
00:16:01,150 --> 00:16:02,330
Why would you say that?

324
00:16:03,990 --> 00:16:06,710
Why would you say that?

325
00:16:07,170 --> 00:16:08,950
This is a surprise. Nobody knows.

326
00:16:09,690 --> 00:16:11,750
Why would Brittany tell Kristen?

327
00:16:12,550 --> 00:16:14,130
I mean, she's got a bigger mouth than I
do.

328
00:16:14,410 --> 00:16:15,630
Kristen, out of all people, knows.

329
00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:16,850
I think she'll be fine.

330
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:18,410
Honey,

331
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:20,710
you have the biggest bladder mouth of
anybody.

332
00:16:21,270 --> 00:16:24,650
If this surprise gets ruined, I will be
crushed. It will not be ruined.

333
00:16:24,910 --> 00:16:27,670
I'm just a little upset. I'm sorry.
Okay, well, calm down. You're at work.

334
00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:38,560
Hello. Hi.

335
00:16:39,260 --> 00:16:40,260
These flowers are for you.

336
00:16:40,860 --> 00:16:42,660
Thank you. Books and wine as well.

337
00:16:43,060 --> 00:16:44,340
Sunflowers are my favorite. They are?

338
00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:45,600
I had no idea.

339
00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:50,080
I've met Raquel's family a bunch of
times. We get along great. They're

340
00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:52,880
really welcoming and it's nice to have
that family environment.

341
00:16:53,260 --> 00:16:55,420
They're really supportive of our
relationship.

342
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:58,400
Can I have some of this blood orange
soda? You can have whatever you want.

343
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:01,140
Where exactly is Raquel's dad at right
now?

344
00:17:01,380 --> 00:17:02,480
He just left Alaska.

345
00:17:03,070 --> 00:17:06,670
He was up there for two months. He was
kayaking and looking for grizzly birds.

346
00:17:06,910 --> 00:17:09,349
I'm starving right now. Yay!

347
00:17:10,550 --> 00:17:13,550
Do you want me to bring this to the
table? Yeah, and I have to get this

348
00:17:13,650 --> 00:17:16,970
too. Dating Raquel is just a world of
difference compared to Kristen. I mean,

349
00:17:16,990 --> 00:17:19,349
Raquel is beautiful, loving, patient.

350
00:17:19,589 --> 00:17:23,690
She's my queen. And Kristen, I mean,
she's more like this hooker that you

351
00:17:23,690 --> 00:17:26,349
on the hood of a BMW in, like, your car
park.

352
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:28,580
James, you want to serve?

353
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:31,780
Yeah, let's make him do it, because I'll
drop it all over the table. You should

354
00:17:31,780 --> 00:17:34,040
be good at this, since you work in a
restaurant.

355
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,920
You know, I wasn't a server. I wasn't
good enough for that.

356
00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:40,380
Does that mean you're doing the dishes?
I was a busser, so yeah, dishes were

357
00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:41,380
part of the thing.

358
00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:43,820
How long were you bussing at serve?

359
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:49,940
You know, as interesting as the story is
about stir and pump, you know, I...

360
00:17:49,940 --> 00:17:54,900
Sorry, I'm nervous. I just wanted to get
clear that I actually don't work at

361
00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:56,830
the... All pumped right now.

362
00:17:57,930 --> 00:18:00,070
You know, I kind of got fired from the
play.

363
00:18:00,610 --> 00:18:03,150
We're not exactly on good terms with
Lisa.

364
00:18:03,630 --> 00:18:05,610
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So what
did you do?

365
00:18:05,950 --> 00:18:08,990
And I kept getting into, like,
situations.

366
00:18:09,690 --> 00:18:12,850
You can't go a date without getting your
ass kicked. You're a bartender.

367
00:18:13,130 --> 00:18:15,470
You need to get more cosmopolitan.

368
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:21,370
Pumpini! You're turning into an asshole
before my very eyes.

369
00:18:21,690 --> 00:18:24,890
I got, like, in a headlock at some
point.

370
00:18:25,850 --> 00:18:27,070
Seriously or joking around?

371
00:18:29,050 --> 00:18:30,950
Seriously. Oh, my gosh.

372
00:18:32,890 --> 00:18:38,170
I've just gotten another gig at a new
restaurant that's coming out on Melrose.

373
00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:43,150
And I haven't been drinking for a little
while. And, you know, it's really put

374
00:18:43,150 --> 00:18:47,970
what truly matters to me in perspective.
And that is, you know, your daughter,

375
00:18:48,070 --> 00:18:52,470
especially. And I just want to promise
you both that, you know.

376
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,820
I love her so much, and I love you guys
as well.

377
00:18:56,020 --> 00:19:00,520
And just having other family there means
a lot to me. This whole summer, it's

378
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:01,900
just been full of loss for me.

379
00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:05,960
Dealing with my parents, like breaking
up, has just been really hard for me. I

380
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:10,120
had to deal with me leaving sir, sir
leaving me, whatever you want to call

381
00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:13,660
I just wanted to make sure that you
guys, you know, really do trust me.

382
00:19:13,660 --> 00:19:14,680
there's not really a reason.

383
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:16,500
We've got to do this summer.

384
00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:17,880
So we do.

385
00:19:18,260 --> 00:19:19,239
Aw, dear.

386
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:20,199
Sorry.

387
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:23,560
You know, I love Raquel. I see myself
being with her for the rest of my life.

388
00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:28,760
And as much as people want to put me
down or put my relationship down or not

389
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:32,680
believe in me, you know, I don't care
what them people are saying because I

390
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:33,860
my future with her right now.

391
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:38,840
I want to propose a toast because we
really love you. You're an awesome

392
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:41,700
You treat her like a princess and she
loves you. And that's what matters to

393
00:19:41,860 --> 00:19:43,880
I'm glad you're family.

394
00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:46,920
We do love you.

395
00:19:47,740 --> 00:19:49,840
So cheers. Thanks for coming for dinner.

396
00:19:50,180 --> 00:19:51,220
I'm glad he came.

397
00:19:54,580 --> 00:19:55,580
Coming up.

398
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:57,480
How much

399
00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:12,180
time

400
00:20:12,180 --> 00:20:14,860
do we have before we have to leave? Like
maybe 30 minutes.

401
00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:16,440
Holy sh... 30 minutes?

402
00:20:18,890 --> 00:20:23,050
We've dotted our T's. We've crossed our
I's. We've got pretty much everything in

403
00:20:23,050 --> 00:20:25,690
order. I got my shoes, groomsmen bow
ties.

404
00:20:26,210 --> 00:20:31,150
What else do we need? Now all we got to
do is go up there and do the damn thing.

405
00:20:31,350 --> 00:20:34,530
Look at this sexy ass cake. I want to go
American Pie style on this thing.

406
00:20:34,850 --> 00:20:35,850
Set it right there.

407
00:20:36,150 --> 00:20:38,170
We could put some dry ice underneath it,
actually.

408
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:40,980
Cake, cake. You got this?

409
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,940
All right, what do you guys need help
with? Should I get this now?

410
00:20:44,180 --> 00:20:45,400
Yeah. I'm scared.

411
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:46,680
I'm scared for you.

412
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:52,240
You don't wear slip flops when you're
holding precious cargo like a cake. Got

413
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,660
it? Yeah. Come on, Mike. Come on. I'm
going to trip over the doggy.

414
00:20:55,060 --> 00:20:56,120
It's okay. Whoa.

415
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,820
Oh, my God, dude.

416
00:20:58,440 --> 00:20:59,440
Holy.

417
00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:03,120
Wear shoes with laces like a normal cake
carrier.

418
00:21:03,540 --> 00:21:05,240
Dude, I cannot believe I did that.

419
00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:07,660
That's a big -ass piñata.

420
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,040
Jesus. Let's see.

421
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:14,240
Knowing Tom and Katie, that piñata is
probably filled with condoms and gummy

422
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:19,640
bears, Ninja Turtle action figures,
maybe some weed for funsies.

423
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:23,880
Okay, I'm going to record you guys. This
is the last time you're going to be at

424
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:24,819
your apartment.

425
00:21:24,820 --> 00:21:28,620
Fiances. Bye. I'll see you when I get
there. Hit him in the head.

426
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:32,200
Katie and I decided to drive because we
have a lot of stuff that we need to

427
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,179
bring up to the wedding.

428
00:21:33,180 --> 00:21:35,200
Aren't we supposed to tie, like, empty
Coke cans?

429
00:21:35,610 --> 00:21:38,870
Or empty soda cans to our car. That's
when you guys, if you guys make it past

430
00:21:38,870 --> 00:21:39,529
the wedding.

431
00:21:39,530 --> 00:21:41,530
Is that a Freudian slip?

432
00:21:41,870 --> 00:21:44,870
Plus, we like taking road trips
together, especially because I don't

433
00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:45,870
drive.

434
00:21:46,070 --> 00:21:47,570
She insists on driving.

435
00:21:47,810 --> 00:21:50,550
Bye. I love you. I love you, too. Bye,
dog.

436
00:21:50,830 --> 00:21:51,930
Bye. See you up there.

437
00:22:01,650 --> 00:22:03,510
Hi, ladies. How are the goat cheese
balls?

438
00:22:05,300 --> 00:22:06,300
Well, hi.

439
00:22:09,060 --> 00:22:10,100
What are you doing?

440
00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:17,300
What the... The last time I saw Lala was
two months ago. I apologize. I have a

441
00:22:17,300 --> 00:22:18,039
gift for you.

442
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,120
Um, yeah. All right.

443
00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:21,360
Thank you, guys.

444
00:22:21,420 --> 00:22:24,520
And then she just disappeared off the
face of the earth.

445
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:28,420
Seriously. I don't remember sending for
you, bitch.

446
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:30,480
Yeah, you've been like...

447
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:35,120
Gone, right? Yeah, I went back to Utah
for like three weeks, and then my mom

448
00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:36,340
came out here for a week.

449
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:38,040
That's about it, though.

450
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:39,440
I've missed you, man.

451
00:22:40,540 --> 00:22:45,840
There are so many things that I've been
wanting to say to Ariana, and I haven't

452
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:48,700
wanted to do it over text or over the
phone.

453
00:22:48,940 --> 00:22:52,520
I've been feeling a little bit badly
about everything, but... Yeah, I haven't

454
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:57,840
talked to you since you went back to
Utah. I just want her to see that I'm

455
00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:58,900
serious about...

456
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:00,780
How sorry I am.

457
00:23:01,100 --> 00:23:06,680
I've been obviously embarrassed of my
actions and how I handle things as far

458
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:13,440
not showing up to your birthday. But I
really do feel like you've been a good

459
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:14,440
friend to me.

460
00:23:14,780 --> 00:23:18,760
And I'm sorry about the way that I
handle things.

461
00:23:19,220 --> 00:23:23,660
Sometimes when I go through things, I
just go into shutdown mode. I do it too.

462
00:23:25,399 --> 00:23:28,780
Everybody, and that's why I'm so
thankful for the friends that I do have,

463
00:23:28,860 --> 00:23:34,260
because I'm like, it takes a really nice
human being to be friends with me.

464
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:38,540
I was never going to, like, just not be
your friend. But then I didn't hear from

465
00:23:38,540 --> 00:23:44,360
you, so then I, you know, didn't really
know what that was about.

466
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:49,660
I would love to give Lala a chance to
show me and other people that she's not

467
00:23:49,660 --> 00:23:52,580
who she's shown herself to be this
summer.

468
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:57,240
But you can't just, like, roll up like
nothing ever happened and act like we're

469
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:58,960
just going to pick our friendship back
up.

470
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:01,160
That's not going to happen.

471
00:24:01,460 --> 00:24:07,480
I'm coming in to officially let Lisa
know that I won't be hostessing here

472
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:08,480
anymore.

473
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:14,440
I think she may have figured that out
over the last two months.

474
00:24:14,940 --> 00:24:18,160
Yeah. She probably feels disrespected.

475
00:24:18,460 --> 00:24:20,980
Is she in there right now? Mm -hmm. Oh,
God. Oh, God.

476
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:25,300
I don't know if you pray, but if you do,
could you maybe say one for me real

477
00:24:25,300 --> 00:24:29,540
quick? I'll, like, manifest some... Send
me just good vibes.

478
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:30,499
All right.

479
00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:31,459
Good luck.

480
00:24:31,460 --> 00:24:32,460
Fingers crossed.

481
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:35,160
Oh, man.

482
00:24:41,380 --> 00:24:42,380
Hi, Lisa.

483
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:47,180
Are you surprised to see me after so
long?

484
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:49,740
Yes, I am.

485
00:24:50,220 --> 00:24:51,220
Bloody hell.

486
00:24:51,390 --> 00:24:52,730
Stone the Crows.

487
00:24:53,230 --> 00:24:55,290
Miss Kent is back.

488
00:25:00,030 --> 00:25:01,310
What the hell happened?

489
00:25:01,950 --> 00:25:06,270
When I get into a mindset, and this is
one of my biggest flaws, I completely

490
00:25:06,270 --> 00:25:07,270
shut down.

491
00:25:07,290 --> 00:25:12,010
I say, basically, F you to everybody,
and I do what I want to do.

492
00:25:12,990 --> 00:25:14,290
You're proud of it.

493
00:25:14,780 --> 00:25:18,980
No, I'm owning it, like, for the first
time. Well, just because you own it, it

494
00:25:18,980 --> 00:25:21,540
doesn't change the fact that you're
letting people down.

495
00:25:21,860 --> 00:25:25,820
I stuck with you, and I supported you,
and I gave you a job here.

496
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:31,820
And you just didn't even have not one
iota of, actually, respect for me.

497
00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:35,360
I really had Lala's back.

498
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:38,580
I really supported her. I was there for
that girl.

499
00:25:39,050 --> 00:25:43,110
And we were screwed by Lala. You cannot
walk away from your responsibilities.

500
00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:47,910
And that's why I'm here, because I feel
absolutely embarrassed and awful that I

501
00:25:47,910 --> 00:25:50,870
left everybody hanging. Now, it doesn't
matter now, because guess what? Sir

502
00:25:50,870 --> 00:25:53,510
survived without you. It survived before
and it will survive after.

503
00:25:53,710 --> 00:25:54,349
I agree.

504
00:25:54,350 --> 00:25:58,670
Sometimes honesty can be the best
policy. And I think here...

505
00:25:59,130 --> 00:26:02,270
You weren't totally honest with what was
going on in your life, and I think

506
00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:06,010
there lies the problem. I don't feel
like anybody is worthy about hearing

507
00:26:06,010 --> 00:26:09,670
my life and what I'm going through. It's
fine with that. Keep your life private.

508
00:26:09,730 --> 00:26:12,510
But it's when you lie to people that
they're going to call you out.

509
00:26:16,410 --> 00:26:21,390
I don't know how to handle things
sometimes, Lisa, and I'm trying really

510
00:26:21,610 --> 00:26:26,770
Lala, you disappeared out of the face of
the earth. Nobody knew where you were.

511
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:30,320
I suffer from anxiety. It's just a fact
of life.

512
00:26:33,820 --> 00:26:38,120
I don't want to say that. I'm not a
psycho person, but I don't think the

513
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:39,480
way some people do.

514
00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:45,300
I have anxiety to the point where it
prevents me from doing a lot of things.

515
00:26:46,060 --> 00:26:48,540
Unless you've been there, you can't even
explain it.

516
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:54,160
That's when I really, really just need
my family to bring me back up because no

517
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:57,240
medication in the world is going to pull
you out of that.

518
00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:01,880
All I wanted is the best for you, and if
this isn't the right place for you, I

519
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:03,420
understand that. Do you understand that?

520
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:05,520
I do understand that.

521
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:07,420
You've got to grow from this, Lala.

522
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:08,640
I know.

523
00:27:08,740 --> 00:27:11,800
Lala's entire strategy is being young
and pretty.

524
00:27:12,060 --> 00:27:13,300
That's not going to last forever.

525
00:27:13,780 --> 00:27:14,780
I'll be all right.

526
00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:18,620
Well, you should keep in touch.

527
00:27:18,940 --> 00:27:19,940
Yeah.

528
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:21,280
Go on, then.

529
00:27:25,180 --> 00:27:28,640
Coming up. I don't want to, like, hit
you with the bill. I just wanted to make

530
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:30,120
sure that you were comfortable.

531
00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:32,940
Maybe comfortable isn't the right word.
Yeah, it's not.

532
00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:34,420
Accepting.

533
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:49,300
There's a lot of people here I haven't
seen in a while. You know, I don't get

534
00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:51,360
spend a lot of time with, so I'm
excited.

535
00:27:51,900 --> 00:27:53,760
I'm sad my dad's not here, but it's
okay.

536
00:27:54,430 --> 00:27:59,770
I miss my brothers, too. I don't ever
want to see Fret for the next 48 hours,

537
00:27:59,830 --> 00:28:00,830
Lola.

538
00:28:09,550 --> 00:28:10,550
They're driving up, right?

539
00:28:10,610 --> 00:28:12,730
Katie and Tom are driving up because
they're bringing the dogs.

540
00:28:13,570 --> 00:28:16,650
Yeah. And they're bringing, like, all
the alcohol and, like, all that stuff.

541
00:28:16,650 --> 00:28:18,450
Rachel and Stassi are also driving up.

542
00:28:19,270 --> 00:28:21,430
Okay. And the six of us will all be
there.

543
00:28:22,179 --> 00:28:25,500
Okay. Together. Everyone else is coming
in the next day.

544
00:28:26,340 --> 00:28:29,840
Hopefully they have a good drive up.
Yeah, but then they can just, like, have

545
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:33,080
alone time before they're, like,
overwhelmed with, like, friends and

546
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:36,200
wedding party. I think that's good. They
can just, like, hang out together.

547
00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:37,400
Wait, do you know what?

548
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,160
I didn't tell you this.

549
00:28:40,380 --> 00:28:42,080
What? Do you know about Schwartz's
brothers?

550
00:28:42,780 --> 00:28:43,780
No.

551
00:28:44,060 --> 00:28:45,060
They're coming.

552
00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:46,140
Shut up.

553
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:47,240
Animal and Jack.

554
00:28:47,819 --> 00:28:49,540
Are surprising him. No way.

555
00:28:49,820 --> 00:28:52,260
I don't even have to tell you that. I'm
not supposed to tell anybody because I

556
00:28:52,260 --> 00:28:53,219
found out.

557
00:28:53,220 --> 00:28:54,860
It's like a little bit of a fluke. What?

558
00:28:55,820 --> 00:28:57,300
He's going to cry. They're going to cry.

559
00:28:58,240 --> 00:28:59,240
We're starting.

560
00:28:59,260 --> 00:29:00,260
We're starting.

561
00:29:04,300 --> 00:29:05,920
We're in the woods.

562
00:29:06,700 --> 00:29:08,040
Oh, what is that? A bear.

563
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:08,979
Holy shit.

564
00:29:08,980 --> 00:29:10,240
I see him. He's looking.

565
00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:14,360
Yeah. That was the first bear I've ever
seen. There's bears all over West

566
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:15,360
Hollywood.

567
00:29:26,510 --> 00:29:27,570
Well, we did it, boobie.

568
00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:30,550
Hi, guys. Oh, my God. Welcome.

569
00:29:30,790 --> 00:29:32,790
You made it. You drove the whole way.

570
00:29:33,070 --> 00:29:34,410
Yay. Yay.

571
00:29:34,710 --> 00:29:35,970
It's so happy you're here.

572
00:29:36,250 --> 00:29:37,250
I'm so excited.

573
00:29:37,910 --> 00:29:39,170
You guys. Good to see you.

574
00:29:39,550 --> 00:29:44,050
I know it's not ideal for some people to
get married in the woods and stay in

575
00:29:44,050 --> 00:29:46,390
rustic cabins. We can grab your cake.

576
00:29:47,310 --> 00:29:48,310
All right.

577
00:29:49,630 --> 00:29:52,710
Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. It looks good.

578
00:29:52,950 --> 00:29:55,190
Yeah. But for me, that is...

579
00:29:55,980 --> 00:29:59,540
That is exactly what we wanted, and it's
all real now.

580
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:02,100
When you're carrying a cake, you're
hyper -aware of every step.

581
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:04,120
All right, we're going to go put this in
the fridge, you guys.

582
00:30:08,460 --> 00:30:13,180
So, I know you're tired and all of that.
Yeah. And I don't want to, like, hit

583
00:30:13,180 --> 00:30:14,180
you with the bill.

584
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:19,080
Oh. However, I just wanted to make sure
that you were, you know, comfortable

585
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:22,820
with all of this and that you, maybe
comfortable isn't the right word. Yeah,

586
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:23,439
it's not.

587
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:24,600
Accepting. Okay, yeah.

588
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:29,060
So we had the base package cost, which
was $5 ,495.

589
00:30:29,620 --> 00:30:31,780
Your rehearsal dinner, that's $4 ,000.

590
00:30:32,060 --> 00:30:36,120
And then we've got the three nights
accommodation, that's $1 ,495 a night.

591
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,580
then the big one were the flower
additions.

592
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,640
It was an extra $10 ,150.

593
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:50,320
Yeah. It's our wedding, and I wanted it
to be perfect, and I wanted to have

594
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:53,280
certain things, and they cost money.

595
00:30:53,850 --> 00:30:58,550
So then the grand total is $51 ,058.

596
00:31:01,050 --> 00:31:02,050
Me.

597
00:31:03,810 --> 00:31:04,810
Begging my cry.

598
00:31:06,710 --> 00:31:07,449
All right.

599
00:31:07,450 --> 00:31:11,370
Yeah. I came up with, like, you know,
this arbitrary number, this sort of pie

600
00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:15,250
-in -the -sky figure, just to make a
point on how much I would never spend on

601
00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:18,170
wedding. If it gets up to, like, 50, I'm
not going to be able to enjoy the

602
00:31:18,170 --> 00:31:19,170
wedding. No, it's not.

603
00:31:19,330 --> 00:31:22,550
Katie was right. In this case, we didn't
spend $50 ,000.

604
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:26,060
We spent $51 ,058.

605
00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:29,960
That's the bad part.

606
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:31,240
I feel like, yeah.

607
00:31:31,580 --> 00:31:32,920
Yeah. I need a drink.

608
00:31:33,140 --> 00:31:36,320
Go to the car, grab some booze, make a
drink. Make a drink.

609
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:37,179
Look for the check.

610
00:31:37,180 --> 00:31:38,119
Look for the check.

611
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:41,300
Chill. Chill. And pay you, then chill.

612
00:31:41,540 --> 00:31:44,080
If you write a check for $20, I'll do...
Dollars?

613
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:45,219
Not funny.

614
00:31:45,220 --> 00:31:46,220
Yeah.

615
00:31:48,980 --> 00:31:52,480
Do you have your checkbook? Okay. I
couldn't find mine, but...

616
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:54,920
I can do the electronic pay.

617
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:59,440
I just want to get this over so I can
show. Hello.

618
00:31:59,940 --> 00:32:00,940
Hello.

619
00:32:01,300 --> 00:32:02,300
Yeah.

620
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:03,720
Welcome.

621
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:05,780
20 -mile house.

622
00:32:06,180 --> 00:32:07,480
I brought lots of stuff.

623
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:08,840
Am I Mr. Schwartz or Mr.

624
00:32:09,060 --> 00:32:12,040
Schwartz? No, you're Mr. Maloney. I'm
not Mr. Maloney.

625
00:32:13,540 --> 00:32:15,060
Timing is impeccable. How we doing?

626
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:19,460
As excited as I am about this wedding, I
can't help but think as I'm writing

627
00:32:19,460 --> 00:32:21,580
this $20 ,000 check.

628
00:32:22,300 --> 00:32:27,960
That's exactly how much I owe on my
student loans. I could be debt free. I

629
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:32,840
be clear of debt. And that would be such
a beautiful thing. Instead, I'm writing

630
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:36,980
a $20 ,000 check for like some flowers
and a buffet.

631
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:40,780
Man, the things we do for love. Thank
you. It's going to be great. All right.

632
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,860
Have fun tonight. Thanks again, Kevin.
See you tomorrow. See you tomorrow.

633
00:32:43,860 --> 00:32:45,220
going to get drunk now. The rehearsal's
going to be great.

634
00:32:46,060 --> 00:32:49,000
Bye, Kevin. Thank you. Bye, Kevin. You
guys, can I actually make a nice little

635
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,100
toast? You're really expensive, but I
love you.

636
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:55,120
And? Worth everything. And worth it. Oh,
yeah, worth it. Totally.

637
00:32:58,180 --> 00:32:59,119
Hashtag wilderness.

638
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:00,120
Oh, my God.

639
00:33:00,660 --> 00:33:02,220
Yes. Oh, my God.

640
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:05,300
How can I help you with that?

641
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:06,680
That is amazing.

642
00:33:07,150 --> 00:33:08,029
What's wrong?

643
00:33:08,030 --> 00:33:09,290
Oh, my God. Gordo.

644
00:33:09,650 --> 00:33:12,310
I'm so happy you're here.

645
00:33:12,850 --> 00:33:15,350
I thought I'd never see you again.

646
00:33:15,610 --> 00:33:19,110
No, we lost service for an hour. I was
trying to get into someone's house.

647
00:33:19,410 --> 00:33:20,990
And they were like, don't knock on the
door of someone's house. No, it's

648
00:33:20,990 --> 00:33:22,070
probably a murder.

649
00:33:22,610 --> 00:33:25,390
Rachel and I almost, like, died.

650
00:33:25,690 --> 00:33:26,690
Are we going the right way?

651
00:33:26,790 --> 00:33:27,790
I have no idea.

652
00:33:28,050 --> 00:33:32,990
I don't have signal anymore, so I can't.
I'm not getting, like, the turn -by

653
00:33:32,990 --> 00:33:33,990
-turn directions.

654
00:33:34,030 --> 00:33:39,030
It's pitch black, no service at all. We,
like, navigate our way to the wedding

655
00:33:39,030 --> 00:33:40,490
by, like, looking at the stars.

656
00:33:40,710 --> 00:33:44,670
I can't die single. There's so many
things that, like, I haven't done. I've

657
00:33:44,670 --> 00:33:45,670
never had a threesome.

658
00:33:45,850 --> 00:33:50,190
Ew! There are signs everywhere that
children painted, and I'm like, what the

659
00:33:50,190 --> 00:33:53,030
fuck is this? When you're scared of
children, it's like little chickens

660
00:33:53,030 --> 00:33:54,030
scratching your head.

661
00:33:54,070 --> 00:33:56,650
Like, Arrowhead is scary. We saw a bear.

662
00:33:57,050 --> 00:33:58,110
We saw a bear.

663
00:33:58,350 --> 00:34:00,810
It was an experience, and no one cared.

664
00:34:01,310 --> 00:34:02,370
You missed the worst part.

665
00:34:02,590 --> 00:34:07,150
We had to pay for it. Like, just like a
check? Do I have to cut my own hole into

666
00:34:07,150 --> 00:34:07,829
this guy?

667
00:34:07,830 --> 00:34:10,290
I don't know. I don't know the pinata
rules.

668
00:34:10,690 --> 00:34:15,170
I can't believe everything that this
group has been through, the fights and

669
00:34:15,170 --> 00:34:19,929
breakups and the reconciliations and the
fun times and the tears and everything,

670
00:34:20,110 --> 00:34:25,570
and here we are all together. I think
that's a testament to how much...

671
00:34:25,790 --> 00:34:28,889
We do care and love each other. 99
bananas.

672
00:34:29,429 --> 00:34:30,590
I bought those. Yeah.

673
00:34:31,170 --> 00:34:34,889
I used to drink those in high school. I
got one of my first handjobs on that. I

674
00:34:34,889 --> 00:34:41,489
feel lucky to have a family or a family
of clones. Do you guys want rosé or do

675
00:34:41,489 --> 00:34:42,408
you want tequila?

676
00:34:42,409 --> 00:34:43,409
I want wine.

677
00:34:43,850 --> 00:34:45,850
Oh, my God. This is going to be so much
fun.

678
00:34:46,429 --> 00:34:47,399
Coming up.

679
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,400
Can't believe we're actually here and
it's actually happening.

680
00:34:49,620 --> 00:34:51,840
And I am bloody ordained yet. How did
this happen?

681
00:34:52,100 --> 00:34:53,100
He hasn't married her yet.

682
00:34:53,260 --> 00:34:55,100
Oh, shut up. Of course he's going to.
Hopefully.

683
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:11,460
I think it literally smells like an
anus. I think it smells

684
00:35:11,460 --> 00:35:13,660
delicious. Are you sure you forgot hot
sauce?

685
00:35:14,060 --> 00:35:15,060
Yeah.

686
00:35:15,380 --> 00:35:16,380
Hey!

687
00:35:17,870 --> 00:35:20,110
Look at you guys. So many cooks in the
kitchen.

688
00:35:20,330 --> 00:35:22,330
Kristen has a present for you, Schwartz.
What is that, for me?

689
00:35:22,570 --> 00:35:23,850
For real? Put it on Katie.

690
00:35:25,050 --> 00:35:26,050
Yeah!

691
00:35:26,190 --> 00:35:27,650
Yeah! You guys.

692
00:35:27,990 --> 00:35:29,850
Yeah? What's up? That's who forgot their
suit.

693
00:35:30,550 --> 00:35:32,390
Pinneval. And missed his flight.

694
00:35:33,050 --> 00:35:34,050
No way.

695
00:35:34,310 --> 00:35:37,950
Missing a flight because of a wardrobe
malfunction is the most Tom Sandoval

696
00:35:37,950 --> 00:35:39,110
thing of all time.

697
00:35:39,550 --> 00:35:42,250
He's probably going to miss tubing,
which really sucks because he was super

698
00:35:42,250 --> 00:35:43,810
excited about it. No! Yeah.

699
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:45,320
I'm hungry.

700
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:50,160
The bride -to -be wants a piece of
bacon. Holy shit, that's perfectly

701
00:35:50,300 --> 00:35:52,080
Let me get a bite of that.

702
00:35:52,700 --> 00:35:54,680
I can't wait to see Wild Bill.

703
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:55,920
He's not coming.

704
00:35:56,060 --> 00:36:00,100
I didn't tell you. Why? He can't fly. He
just gets really bad anxiety.

705
00:36:00,540 --> 00:36:04,540
Of course, I want everybody out there,
but my dad can't make it because he has

706
00:36:04,540 --> 00:36:09,300
real fear of flying. And then I have my
brothers, and money's just a little

707
00:36:09,300 --> 00:36:12,240
tight right now. And then I have my
sister who can't come because of work.

708
00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:15,490
I get to see him like once a year. It's
not enough. I miss him.

709
00:36:21,190 --> 00:36:23,070
I overpack. We're going for three days.

710
00:36:23,330 --> 00:36:24,189
Three days? Yeah.

711
00:36:24,190 --> 00:36:26,950
I'm pretty excited for Tom's brothers to
get there.

712
00:36:27,650 --> 00:36:30,850
I know. If they make it. I hope they
make it. Why wouldn't they make it?

713
00:36:31,050 --> 00:36:33,050
I just hope they're reliable and they
can get there.

714
00:36:33,390 --> 00:36:38,910
Tom's brothers share one Hazy Go cell
phone. So the communication to book

715
00:36:38,910 --> 00:36:41,250
boys a ticket was extremely difficult.

716
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:43,560
Soon as Tom's brothers get in, I'll be
less drunk.

717
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:57,080
Kristen texted me and asked if there was
anything specific you wanted at the

718
00:36:57,080 --> 00:37:01,600
house, like food or drink -wise. Dude, I
have zero urge to drink and party. I

719
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,200
still would like to be there and be
included.

720
00:37:03,420 --> 00:37:04,940
I'm just kind of over everybody.

721
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:10,780
One of the things I'm looking forward to
at this wedding is spending time with

722
00:37:10,780 --> 00:37:11,709
Shay.

723
00:37:11,710 --> 00:37:13,350
Are you going to go tubing with us?

724
00:37:13,650 --> 00:37:14,650
I don't know.

725
00:37:14,690 --> 00:37:17,490
I feel like I haven't seen him a lot in
the last six months.

726
00:37:17,690 --> 00:37:21,010
And one of the best things about the 20
-mile house is there's no studio.

727
00:37:22,550 --> 00:37:25,490
I was thinking about maybe wearing this
to the rehearsal dinner, but then

728
00:37:25,490 --> 00:37:27,630
everyone's telling me it's too fancy.

729
00:37:27,870 --> 00:37:28,870
What is that?

730
00:37:28,890 --> 00:37:29,890
The pantsuit.

731
00:37:31,050 --> 00:37:32,210
Pantsuit? Yeah.

732
00:37:32,810 --> 00:37:33,810
Can't you see?

733
00:37:34,290 --> 00:37:35,290
I don't know.

734
00:37:35,610 --> 00:37:38,590
Dude, I do your laundry and half the
things I try and fold, I don't even know

735
00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:39,590
what they are.

736
00:38:07,470 --> 00:38:10,430
Righty. It's quaint, isn't it? It's like
really rustic.

737
00:38:10,670 --> 00:38:13,250
It's kind of woodsy, elegant, that's for
sure.

738
00:38:14,830 --> 00:38:15,830
Cute, come on.

739
00:38:16,130 --> 00:38:17,790
Hello. Hello. How are you?

740
00:38:18,150 --> 00:38:20,510
I'm Lisa Vanderpump. Yes, checking in.

741
00:38:20,770 --> 00:38:22,890
So we have you standing in one of our
terrace suites.

742
00:38:23,190 --> 00:38:26,390
which is just right next door in our
territory building. All of the resort

743
00:38:26,390 --> 00:38:28,790
amenities are right on the back here.
But where's the nearest Chanel?

744
00:38:29,010 --> 00:38:31,950
Well, probably San Francisco, so, you
know, a five -hour drive.

745
00:38:32,810 --> 00:38:35,690
We have some hiking that you can do
directly from the property.

746
00:38:35,910 --> 00:38:39,050
The last time I did a hike, it was
around Neiman Marcus. You're right to

747
00:38:39,710 --> 00:38:41,850
But thank you anyway, Alex. You're very
welcome.

748
00:38:42,050 --> 00:38:45,690
This is absolutely lovely. I mean, it's
totally different to many of the hotels

749
00:38:45,690 --> 00:38:48,810
I've... We have two rooms. This is the
master's bedroom.

750
00:38:49,030 --> 00:38:49,988
This is the room?

751
00:38:49,990 --> 00:38:51,490
Yeah, this is the royal suite room.

752
00:38:51,770 --> 00:38:53,150
We're in the most expensive.

753
00:38:53,610 --> 00:38:58,310
But I see her vision. And even if you're
in a bloody treehouse, if you shut the

754
00:38:58,310 --> 00:39:00,670
f*** up and you get on with it, it's a
bride's day.

755
00:39:01,210 --> 00:39:02,210
Okay, oh.

756
00:39:02,370 --> 00:39:04,030
Come on, pup.

757
00:39:04,730 --> 00:39:06,890
Can I put your bag here for a moment?
Okay.

758
00:39:07,590 --> 00:39:09,050
Tell me this isn't the bedroom.

759
00:39:09,750 --> 00:39:10,750
It's a full -out bed.

760
00:39:10,990 --> 00:39:12,930
It's obviously an upstairs. I'm going to
take this up for you.

761
00:39:13,570 --> 00:39:14,570
Okay.

762
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:17,200
Come on, up.

763
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:21,160
Go to sleep.

764
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,640
Hey, look, pink flowers everywhere.
That's sweet.

765
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:25,280
Oh, my God.

766
00:39:26,580 --> 00:39:28,840
Can't believe we're actually here and
it's actually happening.

767
00:39:29,260 --> 00:39:31,640
And I am bloody ordaining it. How did
this happen?

768
00:39:31,980 --> 00:39:32,980
He hasn't married her yet.

769
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:35,000
Oh, shut up. Of course he's going to.
Hopefully.

770
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:37,580
I've seen him chicken out before.

771
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:39,120
You know, LBP sangria.

772
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:43,960
And he told me. This is the second time.
He went out just like a big bloody

773
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:44,960
wussy pussy.

774
00:39:46,259 --> 00:39:49,400
Oh, Ken. And bartending in pump.

775
00:39:49,620 --> 00:39:53,920
Your buddy Tom Schwartz had a panic
attack. He walked right out of the

776
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:54,379
the shift.

777
00:39:54,380 --> 00:39:55,380
Are you serious?

778
00:39:55,540 --> 00:39:56,540
He'd run out.

779
00:39:57,240 --> 00:40:00,140
He couldn't even finish his shift. He's
not going to run out of the wedding.

780
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,680
Don't be ridiculous. He couldn't finish
his shift. He was too nervous. That's a

781
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:05,800
hell of a difference, working behind a
bar, not knowing what you're doing. It's

782
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:09,760
probably more frightening getting
married than working behind the bar of

783
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:13,120
hope Ken's joke doesn't have any truth
to it.

784
00:40:13,340 --> 00:40:14,340
Fingers crossed.

785
00:40:14,610 --> 00:40:16,490
all going to be perfect tomorrow night.

786
00:40:17,010 --> 00:40:20,390
What do you think, Jake? I don't know,
but don't think you're getting any

787
00:40:20,390 --> 00:40:21,770
just because we're in a hotel room.

788
00:40:23,610 --> 00:40:25,330
Coming up. I've got to call Spandaval.

789
00:40:25,530 --> 00:40:26,530
Wait, what's wrong?

790
00:40:27,230 --> 00:40:28,470
Brothers missed their flight.

791
00:40:45,509 --> 00:40:47,070
Bridesmaids. All right.

792
00:40:48,250 --> 00:40:53,250
What up, dude?

793
00:40:53,650 --> 00:40:55,250
Are you crying?

794
00:40:55,890 --> 00:40:56,890
Yeah,

795
00:40:57,570 --> 00:40:58,630
I got to show you guys where you're
staying.

796
00:40:58,990 --> 00:40:59,990
What's this?

797
00:41:00,650 --> 00:41:01,650
Is this our room?

798
00:41:01,890 --> 00:41:02,890
We're in the parlor!

799
00:41:03,030 --> 00:41:06,050
Hey, this is perfect for you because
this is where the gambling and the

800
00:41:06,050 --> 00:41:07,050
took place back in the day.

801
00:41:07,390 --> 00:41:12,610
Yeah, this is where the saloon used to
be. Hey, we can finally play that thing

802
00:41:12,610 --> 00:41:13,610
we wanted to try.

803
00:41:14,630 --> 00:41:17,370
I'm just kind of fantasizing about, you
know, being tied up to a bed.

804
00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:19,430
Maybe Brittany feeding me a turkey
sandwich.

805
00:41:19,730 --> 00:41:22,530
It's easy not just being here and it
feels really messed up. I don't like it.

806
00:41:22,530 --> 00:41:23,530
He'll be here really soon.

807
00:41:23,590 --> 00:41:27,510
We've been talking about tubing for like
a month. I know. He made it through the

808
00:41:27,510 --> 00:41:32,920
gate. as they shut the door of the plane
in front of him. I'm taking a picture

809
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:36,180
of the window, and he's taking a picture
of the plane, watching us fly away.

810
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:37,540
I gotta call Sandoval.

811
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:38,760
Wait, what's wrong?

812
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:40,660
Brothers missed their flight.

813
00:41:41,380 --> 00:41:44,860
One flight, one day for your brother's
wedding, and you f*** it up, you can't

814
00:41:44,860 --> 00:41:48,060
make it? Like, I don't get it. This is
why... F***ing idiot.

815
00:41:48,660 --> 00:41:49,660
F***ing idiot.

816
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:53,260
Are you f***ing kidding? Your f***ing
brother's wedding? What the f*** is

817
00:41:53,260 --> 00:41:57,020
with you? I know, I gotta call Sandoval.
I have to call Tom.

818
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:02,160
Next time on Vanderpump Rules.

819
00:42:02,620 --> 00:42:03,620
This is awesome.

820
00:42:04,140 --> 00:42:06,300
Yo, this is the best group activity
we've ever done.

821
00:42:06,660 --> 00:42:07,920
Oh, rock up the butt.

822
00:42:08,660 --> 00:42:09,660
Yeah.

823
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,220
This mother is getting married tomorrow.

824
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:17,220
We wanted to give you your wedding
present a little early.

825
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:18,520
What the?

826
00:42:20,460 --> 00:42:21,560
You need anything else?

827
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:22,840
I do need to finish my bath.

828
00:42:23,740 --> 00:42:26,780
We're going to back out. Do it now.
There's a tray right out there. We can

829
00:42:26,780 --> 00:42:28,000
it off and start a new life together.

830
00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:30,440
So this is the part that can't be
broken. Okay.

831
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:37,320
If that seems stuck, then the dress rips
apart. Maybe tacos and margaritas the

832
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:41,120
night before you're supposed to slip
into a form -fitting wedding dress is

833
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:42,120
the best idea.

834
00:42:54,250 --> 00:42:57,410
For more of Vanderpump Rules, go to
bravotv .com.

